I can probably just repeat the last update, so there you go.  We are back on Saturday night at The Jetty in Marshfield.
 
Saturday night.
 
THIS Saturday night.
 
Marshfield.
 
In Massachusetts.
 
Marsh-Vegas.
 
It's summer time.
 
Things happen.
 
Things will happen.
 
I hope you will be there.
 
I have no idea who you are, but I stand by my original statement.
 
Sometimes I sit and the dark and wonder how I ended up here.
 
Beers.
 
Summer.
 
Irish Riviera.
 
What more do you need to know.
 
Let's get sweaty at the Jetty.
 
See ya.
 

Yes, this band is going to play again, and like last time we will be at The Jetty in Marshfield.  Is it the new Beachcomber?  Not really ... floors are too straight and the food is too good.  I'm not knocking the 'comber - it's just that when I was a kid, I dreamed of the day I would be hanging out there and playing in a band ... I should have aimed higher.  Hell, if I grew up near the Garden, maybe I'd be in California soaking in a hot tub with some hagged out stripper as my fourth wife.  Hell yeah.
 
Is The Jetty the South Shore's Plantation Club?  Well, no, and that's probably a good thing.  Is that place still standing or is it still a place the locals can drop off an old appliance?  Damn, that was a long time ago ...
 
The Jetty is setting their own standard and doing just fine.  Great staff, great food, great location, occasionally sucky parking, and (if I do say so myself) great music on Friday, April 20th.  Don't screw this up folks.  Have a fish taco and some fancy beer that tastes like skunked Budweiser and come on down!
 
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Hey hey hey ... or maybe ho ho ho is more appropriate! We've got a little holiday cheer headed your way this Friday night! For those of you not jetting off someplace warm, jet down to The Jetty in Marshfield and do a little pre-game warm up before New Years Eve! That's amateur night - everyone knows the real party is on Friday night! Hope to see you guys there - skip that holiday office party and let's have a good time!!

Friday, September 1 at The Jetty in Marshfield
 
Saturday, October 21 at the 3rd Annual Westminster Cracker Festival
 
Believe it or not, I am walking on air. I never thought I would feel so free. Flying away on a wing and a prayer, who could it be? Believe it or not it’s just Clutch Grabwell. Yes, your Greatest American Heroes are actually playing not one, but two shows in the coming months. On September 1, we are back at the Jetty to help kick off the last weekend of summer in Marsh-Vegas. This place is a sweaty good time, kind of like the Plantation Club used to be, except with higher property values, no porches falling off the place and fewer crusty beanbag chairs covered in last weekend’s bachelor party whipped cream remnants. No joke. So make your plans to come down, hunt for parking, have something to eat and then drop your cocks, because it’s time to rock!
 
Next up is the Cracker Festival in Westminster where we will be the crunch in your soup. I don’t have all the info on the full line up, but I hope it will be a good one. We played this last year – not gonna lie, it was rainy and Duff was VERY grumpy because his stuff was getting wet, and because I left a bunch of empty Bud Light cans in the back of his truck, where I took shelter from the elements. I wasn’t alone, but I admit I was there … so, it was rainy, that is until our set when the sun broke through for a glorious hour of the boys ripping it up. I predict similar results for this coming festival.
 
So that’s what I’ve got. Check us out on Facebook for up-to-date info, or to tell me how much I suck as a person. Your call.

Yes, you are reading this correctly – your friends at Clutch Grabwell Industries are not officially extinct and will be making the rare live appearance at The Jetty in Marshfield. This is a awesome spot – great food, great drinks and an amazing staff! It makes the Beachcomber look like the Plantation Club … wait, that´s not a fair comparison … they both had great people, too … or maybe I´m just pointing out the places that used to exist. Maybe the Age of Extinction is upon us! Regardless, we ain´t dead yet and are looking forward to smacking it up, flipping it and rubbing it down with you guys on Friday. Seriously, I can´t wait. After a long week of watching people fumble around a fahk shit up at the office, it´s a blessing to jump in the hoopdee and fight summer Friday night traffic the entire length of 128 and Route 3 for the opportunity to rock your socks off. So whaddaya say? Friday night, summertime, Marsh-Vegas, the Jetty, beers, hot chicks, guitars, fire trucks, trombones, strippers, pole vaulting and who knows what else?

I can´t wait to see you guys! Get on down to the Jetty!

- JC